There isn’t anything I can possibly say about the Rihanna, Chris Brown situation that hasn’t been said, especially considering there is an update every 2 minutes on the dot. Last night they showed a commercial for the news saying he was on the run so many times I locked the windows and added a pad lock to the door to make sure he didn’t come crumping into my ish trying to hide from the LAPD. Throughout the day there was a limo or a lambo, an umbrella or a pistol, a black eye or knots on the forehead (and Lord knows we don’t need anything extra in that area), bite marks to the arm or bite marks to the legs, and last but not least the herpes. I’m afraid to find out anymore details tomorrow. Hopefully while I’m sleeping no more wives decide to get lipo in Brazil and Kanye does me a huge favor and runs into a pair of clippers.