Somebody do a urine test on this child. When asked what concern he had when filming his new reality show “Outsiders Inn“, Booooobbbbbaaaayyyy (yes that was my Whitney voice) was quoted saying:
“I just made sure I stayed in the back because, when you are going out in the woods with a bunch of rednecks, the dark one gets shot. I thought I probably looked like a bear to them, you know. I just let them do the hunting, but I had my gun ready just in case somebody made a mistake and pointed their rifle my way.” (Source)
I must really feel comfortable with my readers because I’m going to share something with you that I have been trying to learn to live with for years. Years ago, when I was a girl, my first crush was Big Daddy Kane. That’s not my confession though. First off, don’t judge me.
Ok……years ago, when I was young, I mean really young, like if you said the tooth fairy was a Verne Troyer sized boy in a white jumpsuit (yeah I’m still not talking to certain family members for that) I would believe you. Ok, so my confession is……I wanted to be Bobby Brown’s Tenderoni.
I loved him, I loved his tic tac like little teeth and gumby hair and used to listen to Tenderoni over and over again. And then Every Little Step, Rock Witch’a…you couldn’t tell me I wasn’t going to marry that man. Don’t judge me.
And then that damn Whitney had to have something too much in common with him and now look at him. We could never be together now! (For the record, I no longer wanted to be his Tenderoni in like 89. That’s when it was all about Tevin Campbell. Don’t judge me).
We all have skeleton’s in our closets. It’s just my skeleton’s would get smoked by one of my first skeletons.
For old times sake and memories of what could have been, here he is….the king of r&b.
okay you loving TC is way too much info for me…LOL!!