Did Seventeen Magazines Prom Edition go under or something? When did this whole epidemic of prom dresses from House of Body Tap/Pin Ups/Magic City/”fill in the name of strip club here” start?!?
Please tell me that the old one in the hot pants that resembles Shirley Ceaser is not a chaperone.


Speaking of Shirley Caesar, can she summon Mahalia Jackson to come sing Amazing Grace over these children of Lil Kim?
Sadly this Tinkerhell dress is almost fit for a night at the MET Gala compared to the other dresses. When I say it could have been worse, scroll to the next set of pictures.

The hell? Her date steal his suit from Eddie King from the Five Heartbeats? “I been singing everyday….I’m back baby….Nights like this…I wish raindrops would faaallllaaalllll….”…..yes me too Eddie King, I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, I wish raindrops would fall and rain contraceptives to prevent these heathens from procreating.

I’m guessing this is supposed to be Deena, Lorrell and James “Thunder” Early. No word on where Effie is though.

Have you ever felt like there was so much to say it was just easier to not say anything and just move on? With that said, moving on.

I would love to see the play list for proms like these. I’m thinking there is a lot of Plies, Souljah Boy, Webbie and Lil Boosie. I would pay $20 to see them try to spell “I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T” along with Webbie.






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