A night no fashionista can turn down

Monday nights annual Metropolitan Museum’s Costume Institute Gala’s theme was “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy”. My fantasy would be to get a freaking ticket lol. Either that or a ticket to another one of Plies “Bust it Baby” try-outs. You know, which ever comes first.

(Gala Images Source)

Beyonce went with the “If it ain’t broke don’t fix it” mermaid fit dress that she always looks great in, but can retire for a new look. Her jewelry is gorgeous though, I can only imagine what that wedding ring looks like. Also, I think any baby rumors can be put to rest unless she is wearing one hell of a corset.

I looooovvvvveeee Christina Ricci’s dress…it looks part couture part pin up girl….me likey.

This look is a major upgrade from this picture of Christina “Can’t Get Anything Past Me” Ricci that was floating around last week.

Call it the girly side of me(yes the cynical side left a little room for a girly side) but I love dresses like Eva Longoria’s. They seem so fitting for events like this.

Thandie Newton channeled Halle Berry’s ability to look flawless, I almost thought it was Halle. Speaking of Halle, when are we going to see that baby!

I have no idea how Jennifer Lopez lost that baby weight but dammit she better give up the secret so when I have a baby I can bounce back as quick as she did. Only Jennifer can pop out twins and still give her signature, “Yes I am that bitch” look on a red carpet months apart.

Oh Anna Winthrop, playing in Tina Turner’s Mad Max costume left overs is not the business.

I would pay good money (Five dollars) to see the inside of Karl Lagerfeld’s closet. I may be  reaching on this, but I can guess that colors like….well hell colors are no where to be found.  When…when…when is there going to be a movie on him? I have got to see behind the scenes of the man that says things like this(I love this man).

As I have said many times before, I love Victoria Beckham for her swag alone so no surprise that I’m feeling this look. It reminds me of Marlene Dietrich and Old Hollywood. And that David….let me stop and remind myself he is married.

The Olsen twins….I’m tired of asking what the fuss is. They have their moments, but they are few and far between at this point to me. I like Ashley’s dress, but would like it on someone with a little more curves more. And Mary-Kate, I’m just tired of this child. Maybe it’s just the fit on her because it’s really not that bad, but it’s not that good either.

I usually love the Dora the Explorer hair cut (hell I’m rocking one of my own right now) but Katie “Creepy” Holmes just seems off to me. I love the color of her dress, but those blue shoes, I would have rather seen her in open toed shoes.

Gisel is all smiles—-and should be, she is worth $150 million.