If don’t need anything distracting you from being productive, I do not recommend visiting TheOnion.com. It can easily waste a good hour of your day reading their “news stories”.
In honor of the never ending cold we have here in Chicago, I had to re-post this on Chicago’s ladies of the night. Click here for the full story. Below is one of my favorite parts.
“Managers, employees, and two custodians at South Side Automotive strongly recommend the hookers this season, claiming that in a series of “side-by-side” tests conducted behind their premises, cold-weather prostitutes outperformed regular prostitutes in every winter trial.
“More than any other prostitutes we’ve come across, there’s nothing these hookers can’t and won’t withstand, no environment you can put them in where they won’t do what’s required of them,” owner Mike Watlak said. “I give cold-weather prostitutes my and my company’s personal stamp of approval.”
Added Watlak: “One thing’s for sure: They can really take a beating.”~The Onion(image and article via TheOnion.com)
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