Swiss artist Comenius Roethlisberger “Dearest constellation,
sweetest invitation” installation at Paris boutique Colette plays famous logos of brands such as Gucci and Yves St. Laurent…….written with a mix of sugar powder and cocaine. Yes…..an art display mixed with that white girl….Christina Aguilera. I am sure Lindsay Lohan has hijacked a plane and is making record time to Paris as I write. Unfortunately, Amy Winehouse beat her to it and has depleted the entire display. SMH…no wonder everyone is in rehab! You can’t even shop without having cocaine all around you.
If that’s not enough…..next time your in LA and your glaucoma is acting up, grab a Pepsi and a doobie from the vending machine.
Yes…a vending machine. This is just as bad as the fact that at my Alma Mater, there is a drive through liquor store….right next to the damn DMV!
The vending machine will be available for those with glaucoma and cancer and have a prescription, get finger printed, and have a prepaid credit card specifically for the machine.
Well, any local crack head I’m sure will be able to get past all that with the use of a twig and chewed up piece up gum for the price of $10 and a bag of sunflower seeds.
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