Amy Winehouse..the jig is up..I know your behind this!

                                      

Swiss artist Comenius Roethlisberger “Dearest constellation,
sweetest invitation” installation at Paris boutique Colette plays  famous logos of brands such as Gucci and Yves St. Laurent…….written with a mix of sugar powder and cocaine.  Yes…..an art display mixed with that white girl….Christina Aguilera.  I am sure Lindsay Lohan has hijacked a plane and is making record time to Paris as I write.  Unfortunately, Amy Winehouse beat her to it and has depleted the entire display.  SMH…no wonder everyone is in rehab! You can’t even shop without having cocaine all around you. 

If that’s not enough…..next time your in LA and your glaucoma is acting up, grab a Pepsi and a doobie from the vending machine.

 

Yes…a vending machine.  This is just as bad as the fact that at my Alma Mater, there is a drive through liquor store….right next to the damn DMV!

The vending machine will be available for those with glaucoma and cancer and have a prescription, get finger printed, and have a prepaid credit card specifically for the machine. 

Well, any local crack head I’m sure will be able to get past all that with the use of a twig and chewed up piece up gum for the price of $10 and a bag of sunflower seeds.

Make Me Over….

“Make me over…I wanna be made over…I wanna be  desirable, voluptuous, tantalising”~Tina Turner “Tina’s Wish“

When it comes to make-up application, blending is something I have yet to perfect, so I try to look for products that are easy to use and practically fool proof.

Not only that, but since I’m always on the go, I like to always have a few pieces that will give me a quick fresh, sexy look without having to spend a lot of time or having to carry a lot of products….so for those of you that are like me and use stop lights to apply a full face of make-up, here are a few products I swear by…..

MAC’s Studio Finish Concealer can be worn alone and works so well, it can be used to also hide tattoos.

Benefit’s Get Even Powder does exactly what it says it does, it evens out your skin and gives you a perfect complexion. 

It even works all day to keep you looking greasy like Jermaine Jackson.

I’m obsessed with having a year long bronzed glow, so I love NARS blushin Taj Mahal.  It’s the color of a copper penny and gives the perfect golden bronze, just left Miami look.

To finish off a golden bronzed glow, I love MAC’s iridescent loose powder in Golden Bronze. 

Think Jennifer Lopez…..

For the eye, I love Too Face because the colors pop and glide on easily so if your not good at blending or using more than one color on the eye, you can still get a dramatic look.  Plus, any brand that has a product called Label Whore is alright with me.

For a more subtle eye, or for the easiest to apply eye liner I have used, try Sephora’s jumbo eye crayon that is only $5.  They come in a variety of colors from violet to a teal blue.

If you only wear one thing, Tarte’s Lights, Camera, Lashes is all you need.  It makes you look like you have on fake lashes and works to give length, volume, and separates the lashes.  To me, it works just as well as Christian Dior’s Diorshadow.

For lips, I like it simple with a hint of color.  For those blessed with lots of lips like me lol, you need something that stays on longer than 5 minutes. 

Stila lipglaze gives the perfect subtle hint of color and lasts for a long time.  I’m always trying to find something that is the perfect shade of pink or the perfect nude, and found Stila has a huge range to chose from.