Now the fact that his name is Oran Juice is reason enough for me to classify Mr Jones in my list of artists that will forever be randomly thrown into my jokes, also including Billy Ocean, Scotty from The Whispers, Alexander O’Neal, and Ashford from Ashford & Simpson.
The fact that he says alley cat wearing, cornflakes without the milk, squirrel trying to get a nut, and scat….all in one song….solidified him into my hall of fame. Enjoy.
Oran Juice Jones “The Rain“
According to my idol (I’m joking.not really but kinda) Alexyss K Tylor, there is no reason for us to have STD’s because we should be able to keep condoms anywhere, including in between our breasts or even in between our teeth. Now, I am known for a rather foul mouth, but this broad makes me feel like Patty Duke. That’s why I love her.
We get it. Your fly, fashion forward, a bad bitch if you will. It’s like someone is teasing her saying…”Bet you can’t look better than you did yesterday” and she sets out to show them. This is number 1,457 why I love this womans style…well, not all the time………
When I think of knock off bags, this is what comes to mind….
When Christian Dior saddlebags were all the rage, I had a blue jean one with patches and a cute little button on it I got for like $65 from my purse “dealer” (I was a broke college student at the time..that was all I could do). I though I was the shiz and got compliments on it all the time, but always hated that dreaded question….”Which store did you buy it in?” I wanted to say….”Uh, the booth behind the Christian Dior store beeotch” but never did.
The day I would wear a knock off bag was forever buried (along with Paris Hilton’s panty collection) after the Sex and the City episode aired where Samantha bought a “fake Fendi” from the trunk of a car in LA. She later attacked a Playboy Bunny at the Playboy Mansion when she thought the Bunny snatched her bag…only the Playboy Bunnys bag didn’t say Made In China inside.
For those of you that don’t have the funds to buy a designer bag…there are options.
My best friend just got a bag from baghhaus.com and loved her knock off Marc Jacobs bag, although she fears for the dreaded day she will have to knock over a glass of water a la Dave Chappelle Black President episode and break out running like Superhead to the BET Music Awards (ok that’s the last random Superhead joke…but she is so easy…literally!)
Fendi Spy Bag knock off for $ 45
Balenciaga knock off $ 58
Yves St. Laurent knock off $ 52
Also try shopsuey, they are often featured in People Style magazine and Life & Style magazine.
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